Let's face it, you will never be as cool as Zicky Dice. And you can't afford a $16,000 fanny pack, because you're not Zicky Dice. But being a man of the people, Zicky Dice is allowing all of his loyal Dice-ciples to sport their solidarity with the OFFICIAL ZICKY DICE FANNY PACK (NOT THE $16,000, BUT THE ONE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ZICKY DICE).
Whether it's over your Zubaz in the daytime or your Jordache at night, you don't want your stuff pulling your pockets tight. Carefully engineered over 18 months with several top European firms to mimic the real thing, now you too can rock an OFFICIAL ZICKY DICE FANNY-PACK without having to surrender $16,000 just to impress that hottie at swingles night.
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